The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.

Christopher Buehlman
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  1. But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.

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